My son said "daddy how did I get here" I said "what you mean how you got here, the school bus dropped you off" he said "no how did I get here like how was I born" I said "well your mom and I was listening to Luther Vandross greatest hits and by the end of the album she was pregnant" he said "so music makes women get pregnant" I said "yes son so never listen to music with ugly women" lmbo not expensive wedding wears for summer